The Catholic Bible contains 73 books, the Protestant Bible has 66
books, the Orthodox Bible includes 79 books, and the Ethiopian Bible has
the largest canon with 81 books.
Other Sections:
Old Testament
Torah
Genesis (Bereishit)
- 1: God floats above some water and takes primal chaos to "create"
Light, Sky, Land & Sea & Plants, Stars & Moon & Sun,
Birds & Fish, Livestock & Wild Animals & Mankind; and says
it’s all for Mankind. (God doesn't create anything here, he "let it be"
or "let it come forth")
- 1-11 Original Sin is the Curse of Greyface -- the knowledge of Good
and Evil (stolen like Prometheus's fire) gives us the ability to
redefine Good and Evil outside of God's version (which is unknowable -
and turns out to be seemingly contradictory if we assume the authors of
the Bible are right about God's opinions on their actions) .... humanity
tries to build a tower in the sky to get closer to God, and God doesn't
like it so God divides all the nations of the earth...
- 2: God Rested on the 7th day. God creates a man from dust and water
and breathes life into it. God plants a garden with all sorts of trees
from which flows 4 rivers . God puts a man into the garden and tells him
not to eat from The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and tells him if
he does he will “certainly die.” God says it’s not good for man to be
alone so God creates wild animals and birds, but they’re not suitable
companions for the man so God takes the man’s side to make a woman; thus
explaining why men and women get united in marriage. (2nd contradictory
creation timeline/story as intro to Adam/Eve)
- Genesis 2:7: life begins at the first breath
- (snakes and humans used to be on friendly speaking terms until the
downfall/curse)
- God said Tree was poison - Snake said it wasn't - turns out it
wasn't poison, but cursed - disobedience to the only (unwritten) rule
gets them kicked out
- Eve trusted the serpent more than Adam & God, Adam trusted a
human more than God & this cuts them off from God.
- (God knew about nudity, but didn't tell them it was good or evil -
they decided on their own it was evil & invented clothes)
- Creation/Adam & Eve IS THE ONLY REAL GENESIS IN GENESIS, the
rest is just origin stories (a fair amount NOT child-friendly)
- 3: A serpent comes and talks to the woman about The Tree of
Knowledge of Good and Evil, the serpent convinces her to eat fruit from
this tree, she doesn’t die and shares it with the man who also doesn’t
die. They think the fruit is good, but start experiencing negative
emotions about their nudity and create rudimentary clothes.
- 8: "mountains of Ararat" (Genesis 8:4) (a mountain somewhere near
modern Armenia... not any specific mountain until the 11th century
(tourist destination)) . Adam = Human (made of soil/clay - filled with
Gods breath)
differentiating between Good and Evil dooms us to mortality - somehow
.... maybe we die when we eat it in that we pass an initiation and can't
go back...
Animals = Companions (not filled with Gods' breath, but named by
Adam)
Eve = Companion & Life-bringer (made of Adam, named by Adam, but
also not filled with Gods breath - She is part of Adam and completes him
- no solitary identity until then (what about Judith? Bah, ignore the 2
creation myths, pretend there's just the one.))
Geneology: Adam to Noah - everyone is getting worse and worse,
humanity becomes only-evil (except Noah?)
12-50 :::: God's Great Reset
After Noah - new rules - God won't destroy humanity or curse the land
- instead of holding tighter, God loosens up - God's love becomes more
apparently unconditional, but the relationship between Man & God is
further separated.
Tower of Babel - Noah's descendants comes together to invent bricks
(like God's own stones) to make a big city w/ a tower monument to honor
themselves, this challenges God's authority - God decides this is too
much power for humanity & curses them to make them more divided from
one another.
The Family of Abraham (Father of Multitudes) (formerly Abram (High
Father))... "humans keep choosing Evil, but God keeps trying to turn
humanity's evil back into Good (The Garden of Eden State)"... Actually,
not just Abraham, his son Jacob specifically - who becomes Israel (the
person) who will produce Israel (the nationality/people)
Abram married Sarah but didn't lie when he told the Pharoh she was
his sister, because she was his half-sister by his father.
Abraham keeps wandering around making altars used to worship God,
avoiding the hubris of Babel... God likes this and offers Abraham all
the stuff the Babel-builders were trying to gain for themselves...?
Abraham & God walk around talkin' about stuff & how to live --
they bet on Sodom w/ Lot's family, Lot isn't as effective as a righteous
leader as Abraham, can't even get his own family to do the right thing,
so blot --
Abraham will teach people God's values... which is apparently
not setting down permanent roots and building up riches for
yourself - and living nomadically ... oh, and also doing circumcision -
so when Abraham was 96 he got himself, and his 318 servants entered the
covenant of circumcision - which is carried on until this
day... (later commands not to mark yourselves, but maybe privately
doesn't count?)
Isaac almost gets sacrificed - God asked him to kill his son (before
sending angels to stop it) - does this echo Jesus' claim that you have
to hate your parents to be Christian?
Abe's son Isaac builds 3 wells, and is driven away from the first two
for claiming them to himself - when he builds a 3rd well just to let
people drink he gets God's blessings for continuing a nomadic
lifestyle..... God gives blessings to complete a particular mission, and
not for personal glory... God's brute-forcing humans into groking a "how
to win friends and influence people" for the bronze age...
Isaac's son Jacob (One who is Crooked aka “Deceitful” aka Liar) gets
25 chapters of Genesis because he becomes Israel (The one who is
Straight with God) - his transformation from shithead to holy-man -
because he literally had a physical wrestling match with God (in human
form) and he would’ve won if God didn’t push on his hip and hurt
him.
Jacob/Israel's 12 sons become the 12 Tribe of Israel
Paganism: gods interact for better or worse to teach life lessons
Abrahamism: God guides his favorite family (with genealogies) into
learning life lessons - humanity is not elevated to the actions of God
because God is ineffable
OT God doesn't like people collectivist civilization, prefers
nomadic/rural/patriarchal tribes -- PTSD from slavery in Egypt/Babylon?
Even though Genesis seems to syncretize both cultures…
Genesis as "Here's how people, places, and things came to exist"
leading into "Here's how our Faith came to exist"
Revolutionary Literature/Propaganda to create a new State, founded in
Patriarchy.
Exodus
- Exodus 21-22 earliest legistlative text in the bible, it demands
child sacrifice but it is later adjudicated.
- 20:8-11 "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt
thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of
the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work" (anti-work)
The Egyptians oppress Hebrews by making them build bricks and silos
and work the fields, instead of allowing them to be nomadic
shepherds/cowboys… then the pharoh tried to decimate the population by
killing boys during childbirth, but the midwives didn't obey his orders
so it didn't happen… but older infants were to be tossed into the
river…
Moses gets floated, grows up Egyptian, kills one of his fellow
citizens & goes on the lam to Reuel "Friend of God" (Priest of
Midian (a town?) With the title of "Jethro" possibly meaning "His
Excellency") and married his daughter; talks to a burning bush, and
comes up with a plot to free Israel & become it's leader through the
performance of Miracles (while taking as much gold, silver, and clothing
as they can get their hands on)
God admits he makes people deaf and mute and blind (or not) and will
speak to Moses who will "be like God" to Aaron, and Aaron with speak to
Moses for God, like a game of telephone… Israel will be God's firstborn
(reversal of the rejection of birthright in Genesis)...
Pharoh gives them impossible tasks (or more arduous work) by
depriving them of necessary supplies, then calls them lazy - so they
can't leave "for 3 days" to Worship God in the Wilderness …
God came to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob - calling himself El Shaddai -
but calls himself Lord (which "sounds like" I Am) - also calls himself I
AM THAT I AM…
NIV notes say sometimes YAHWEH is "misspelled" as Jehovah (as if
language/spelling was strictly proscribed by dictionaries & holds no
scribal errors and anglicization wasn't a problem)
Israelites refuse to listen to Moses, so Moses goes to the Pharoh and
winds up getting them even deeper into trouble than last time (cop
behavior)
NIV notes say Jehovah/Yahweh was a name known before Moses was born,
even though NIV Notes also follow the tradition that Moses wrote the
entire Pentateuch & there's other anachronisms that imply later
knowledge/writings…
Chapter 7 God's reversed course on the Tree stuff completely &
makes Moses "Like a God" not only to Aaron (Moses's Prophet) but also to
Pharoh (God/King of Egypt) … why is God doing thing that got Adam &
Eve cursed? Mysterious Ways.
God will make Pharoh's heart harder 9 times, then Pharoh hardens his
own heart 9 times… the Israelites won't leave their oppression until it
gets REAL BAD, with, like, plagues and stuff afflicting their
neighbors…
If Pharoh tempts Moses into doing Miracles, God is down with that…
unlike when Satan tempts Jesus… but Aaron does the snake trick that God
taught Moses, but the Egyptian magicians also know it (but they fake it,
unlike God, wink wink) and Moses snake was bigger and hungrier anyhow
and beat them all up and ate them.
Then Moses has Aaron turn all the water into Egypt into blood (red
algae bloom?) But the Egyptian Magicians know that trick too! "by their
secret arts" that somehow Moses the Ex-Egyptian doesn't need to use
because he has God… Egyptians made wells along the Nile to get fresh
(non-blood) water.
A week after the blood turns to water (red algae?), all the frogs in
Egypt wander into people's homes and everywhere else as the next plague…
but the Egyptian Magicians know THIS trick, too!!!
But Moses prayed (asked) God to fix the frogs and they all died in
piles all over the place and "miraculously" gnats and flies came as the
next plague (totally unrelated to all the smelly dead frogs) but the
Egyptian Magicians couldn't copy THIS trick (of smacking the ground near
dead frogs and making flies come out?).... Flies we're everywhere,
except Goshen, which was the Hebrew District…
Pharoh tries to compromise & let them worship in Egypt - but
Moses rejects him (because Moses' mission is to gain the trust of Israel
and lead them into the desert to run away with riches from Egypt)...
Pharoh would let them go a little ways (less than 3 days) but Moses
really wants those 3 days (echoing Union fight for the Weekend?)
Repeated turn-around time on a plague removal is overnight (like crop
circles)
Now Moses/God kill all Egyptian animals overnight and leave the
Israelis animals, but Pharoh still won't give them a weekend for
God!!!!!
By by they come to leave Egypt, guided by a pillar of smoke in the
day, and a pillar of light ever night… but Pharoh's heart hardens (by
the grace of God) and chases them, leading to a massacre in the red
sea~ish area of wetlands or maybe a lake… who knows, it's the Nile Delta
or a lake or something fresh water…
People start complaining there's no food, so God puts Manna
(apparently meaning "What is it?") on the ground in the morning
everywhere the Hebrews go… it's so special that there's a bunch of rules
about it, and if you try to keep it, it rots overnight, but not on the
6th night (so they could collect double and not work on the Sabbath
which hasn't been explained yet) but they collect some to put in the ark
of the covenant with the Testimony (10 commandments) because the ark
will keep it fresh for future generations forever somehow (the first
sacred relics)...
Then they get to The Holy Mountain and Moses goes up and chillaxes
with God for 40 days and 40 nights, God gives Moses 10 rules for
everyone - then special instructions on how to build God's home on earth
and a whole bunch of gold tableware and a fancy box that is God's throne
but doubles as storage for the aforementioned testimony and manna and
now some special yeastless Passover bread… and God picks one branch of
the family to be priests, and another branch to be priests gaurds/army…
turns out while Moses was up there the people forgot all about him, even
his brother…
Aaron makes a golden bull, allegedly on accident because when you
throw random gold in a random fire it comes out as a bull (one of the
deities of Egypt, a bull, no less… but honestly whomst among us wouldn't
worship a bull… Google Apis Bull)
Anyhow, this made God so mad he wanted to kill everyone again and
start over with Moses Family, but Moses talked him down -- and to
compromise Moses sent the Priest's Army to indiscriminately kill around
3000 people to teach them a lesson about Idols … like God was just about
to tell them to NOT do that, in the Tablets God wrote with his own hand,
that Moses broke because he was mad about the cow, like come on Israel
be cool, God was just starting to outlaw that…
Now, Moses talked face to face with God, just like you and I can
talk… but like the next section God says anyone who sees his face will
die because he looks so awesome…
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy
- 28:63: Just as it pleased the LORD to make you prosper and increase
in number, so it will please him to ruin and destroy you. You will be
uprooted from the land you are entering to possess.
- 17:14-20 this is certainly written at a later date and inserted into
the text here around the time that King Josiah “Discovered & Retold
the Book of the Law” in 2 Kings 22-23
Joshua
- 1:6 Joshua continues and supports Moses government & laws and
becomes leader of Israel
- 2:1 Joshua's spy team uses an Innkeeper/Prostitute (pretty big
difference, but translates either way I guess…) to gain access to
Jerhico to spy on them a little, then uses the ark to divide another
river to bring troops to Jericho… but then there's magical work to be
done - the Israelites haven't been circumcised in the desert, so anyone
born in the last 40 years needs snipped…. It's a lot of people, so now
and forever this place is named Gigal (Hill of Foreskins.)
- 2:18 now that they're ritually pure, a military officer from heaven
comes down and tells Joshua what to do - the ol' trumpet trick… but
nobody can take anything sacred/shiny from Jerico because they belong to
The Lord's treasury
Judges
Samuel 1 & 2
- 1:1-20: Samuel’s Mom was praying so hard for a baby the priest, Eli,
thought she was drunk - her “face was downcast” until she “went her way
and ate something” (probably a Snickers)... so Samuel’s named that
because she “asked the Lord for him” (NIV says “Samuel sounds like the
Hebrew for heard of God“
- 1:21-28: Samuel doesn’t get dedicated at the Temple until after he’s
weaned (NIV says, customarily, 3+ years)
- 2:1-11 Hannah’s poetic prayer - this chapter resembles the
Beatitudes - God gets called a Rock for the first(?) time in God judges
people; Warriors weapons are broken & the weak are stengthened - the
well-fed will seek jobs for food & the destitute will be fed - he
seats the poor with princes & humbles the exalted - “He will gaurd
the feet of his saints, but the wicked will be silenced in darkness” …
but then she leaves Samuel with Eli the priest
- 2:12-24: Eli’s the Priest’s sons are “wicked” (NIV note says “to
know the Lord is not just intellectual or theoretical recognition, but
to enter into fellowship with him and acknowledge his claim on one’s
life” - so Gnosis?) … Hannah visits her son @ Eli’s where he ministers
and brings him new robes because he’s a growing boy … Eli hears about
his son’s wickedned
- 2:25 “If a man sins against another man, God may mediate for him;
but if a man sins against the Lord who will interced for him?” - Who is
God’s public defender? NIV notes say God is.
- 2:27-36: an unnamed Holy Man comes to tell Eli that his lineage is
cursed to die because his sons despise God
- 3:1-21 The Lord calls Samuel because “word of the Lord was rare,
there were not many visions” - but one night The Lord calls Samuel, but
he thought it was old Eli, Eli assures him he didn’t say anything and
God tells Samuel what this other Holy Man said… then Samuel grows up and
learns everything God (and I assume the Priests) tell him.
- 4: Philistines capture the Ark of the Covenant after killing “thirty
thousand” Israelites - Eli’s sons die & when Eli hears the Ark is
gone he falls over and breaks his neck (he apparently led Israel for 40
years) - Eli’s daugher-in-law dies giving birth to a kid she names
“Ichabod” (meaning “no glory”) because “The Glory” is gone from Israel
without the Ark, her Husband, and her Father-in-Law.
- 5: The Ark is in Dagon’s temple with the Philistines, but after one
night Dagon falls over and his head and hands fall off (I’m not sure how
the author knows), but when they fell off the head landed on the
doorstep and that’s why Dagon’s followers jump over the doorstep “to
this very day”... anyhow, now the Philestines know they’re cursed, so
they send the Ark to some other Philestines & those folks got
tumors, so they sent it to another town and the people there didn’t want
to be cursed to they called a meeting of all the Philestine city leaders
and decide how to send the Ark back.
- (NIV note: in Canaanite myth, Dagon is the son or brother of El, and
father of Baal -- which are both names used for God, but the NIV notes
don’t say that.)
- 6: Philestines decide to send back the Ark with a “guilt offering” -
models of their tumors and models of the rats from their curses - made
in solid gold… so they load up the Ark on a cart with some fresh oxen
who’ve never pulled a cart before and sent it on it’s way - watching for
the omen of good news - that they’re headed into Hebrew territory and
God caused their curses - or if they go another way it was just random
chance. The leaders of Palestine followed the cows to Beth Shemesh, the
border of the Israelite territory… 70 Israeli’s apparently touched or
looked into the Ark while it was there, so God killed them. So they call
out to the men of Kiriath Jearim to take it.
- 8:10-18: "And Samuel told all the words of the Lord unto the people
that asked of him a king. And he said, This will be the manner of the
king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them
for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall
run before his chariots. And he will appoint him captains over
thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his
ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and
instruments of his chariots. And he will take your daughters to be
confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers. And he will take
your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of
them, and give them to his servants. And he will take the tenth of your
seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his
servants. And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and
your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work. He
will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants.And ye
shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have
chosen you; and the Lord will not hear you in that day. (God will not
honor you, because you have chosen a king over him; God warns that kings
will take a portion of everything you own for himself, and it will hurt
those who asked for a king)
- 2 Samuel 12:11 -- god will bring calamity on you, then make you
watch somebody else bone your wife
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
3 Major Prophets
Isaiah
- 40:17 "All the nations are as nothing before Him. He regards them as
less than nothing, meaningless."
Jeremiah
- 22:1-5 God told Jerimiah to tell the King: "deliver the spoiled out
of the hand of the oppressor: and do no wrong, do no violence to the
stranger, the fatherless, nor the widow, neither shed innocent blood in
this place. For if ye do this thing indeed, then shall there enter in by
the gates of this house kings sitting upon the throne of David, riding
in chariots and on horses, he, and his servants, and his people. But if
ye will not hear these words, I swear by myself, saith the Lord, that
this house shall become a desolation." (e.g. don't do that stuff or God
will destroy your nation.)
Ezekiel
12 Minor Prophets
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi
Writings (Wisdom Literature)
Job
Ecclesiastes
Proverbs
- 22:7 The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to
the lender. - servant is a slave(?) (debt is bondage)
- 29:12 If a ruler hearken to lies, all his servants are wicked.
Poetic Works
Psalms
- 146:3 Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom
there is no help.
Lamentations
Histories
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Misc
Ruth
Esther
Daniel
Song of Solomon
Apocrypha
Tobit
Judith
1 Maccabees
2 Maccabees
3 Maccabees
4 Maccabees
Wisdom of Solomon
Sirach
Additions to Daniel
Baruch/Letter of Jeremiah
New Testament
Gospels
- Synoptic: Matthew, Mark, Luke
- Disagreeing: John (the most gnostic/esoteric of the gospels)
- Following from Richard Carrier (Paul wrote First) and looking at a
note I wrote between Matt 4 & 5... If Matt improves on Mark, the
first 4 four books of Matt are a "summary of the first half of Luke" and
the Marcionite text came first (which contains proto-Luke or Heterodox
Luke and the letters of Paul) then Marcionite text surely is the basis
of these later texts... But that's just ONE bottleneck, and humanity
doesn't all move together 🤷
- What he have now starts somewhere within some Hellenizing process of
recording everything in Greek, and ends in some Latinizing process that
records everything in Latin, and now we're somewhere in the Englishizing
Process that records everything in English and "fighting" other
languages to collect the most information to win the war on knowledge
(the idea that only your culture can unite all cultures)
- Pharisees act as faceless goons, never called out individually but
as a homogenous whole
Matthew
- 5:1-12 Beatitudes:
blessed are poor in spirit, mourners (protesters?), meek, hunger &
thirst for righteousness (protesters?), merciful (bleeding heart libs?),
pure of heart, peacemaker (not cops/guns), persecuted because of
righteousness (protesters?), you're blessed even when people put you
down (God will fix it in the end?)
- 5:13 salt of the
earth, 14 light of the world (under a bowl or on a pedistal?)
- 5:17-20 not abolish
the law but fulfill it, OT is going nowhere, you gotta understand the
whole thing and do it better than the pious oppressors, who aren't going
to heaven.
- 5:21 don't just not
murder, don't even be mad or boom, fire of gehenna, seriously 5:23-24
don't do anything until you fix your quarrel
- 5:25-26 settle
matters before getting to a judge (don't get the gov't involved, coz you
might go to prison and you'll pay it back either way)
- 5:27-30 Don't
commit adultery? don't even look at a woman funny, or lose that eye,
sucka! pop; cut off your own hand, bro.
- 5:21-32 you heard
you need a divorce certificate? don't kick your woman out or you're just
chasing her into another man's arms! (unless she's already in another
man's arms, then she's his property, because this is still
barbarism)
- 5:33-27 don't break
oaths? don't even take oaths, just say Yes/No and do it or not.
- 5:38-42 eye for an
eye, tooth for a tooth? turn the other cheek, give them the shirt off
your back, carry their load 2 miles instead of 1, give to those who ask
& don't turn away those who want to borrow
- 5:43-48 love your
neighbor and hate your enemy? no, love your enemy & pray for them;
don't just take care of your inner circle, take care of everyone "Be
therefore perfect as The Skydaddy is perfect"
- 6:1-4 practice/give
privately/humbly or no reward (everyone shut up)
- 6:5-8 pray
privately & keep it simple (everyone shut up)
- 6:9-13 Lord's
Prayer
- 6:14-15 Forgive
Others or God won't forgive you
- 6:16-18 practice
fasting in secret (everyone shut up)
- 6:19-20 Stuff takes
over your heart, so only "store yourselves treasures in heaven"
- 6:22-23 Eye health
is important (metaphor about being observant/light?)
- 6:24 No one can
serve 2 masters, only love one & hate the other; can't serve God
& Money
- 6:25-27 don't worry
about earthly possessions & basic necessities ... (why not? is this
the hook?)
- 6:33 "But seek
first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be
given to you as well." (Like an underground mutual aid network of
xtians?)
- 6:34 "do not worry
about tomorrow, tomorrow will worry about itself, each day has enough
trouble on its own" (live in the now?)
- 7:1 Don't Judge,
7:3 Log & the Speck, 7:6 Pearls & Swine
- 7:7-11 ask &
it's given, seek & you'll find, knock & it's open; if you loved
someone would you do evil to them?
- 7:12 The Golden
Rule sums up "The Law & the Prophets"
- 7:13-14 Small is
the way & narrow is the path (humility? elitism?)
- 7:15-20 Beware
false prophets, you'll know them by their fruits (results? gaudy
adornments?)
- 7:21-23 Not
everyone who says "Lord Lord" & does miracles is doing God's will,
Jesus doesn't know them.
- 7:24-27 do what I
say for solid grounding, House on Rock vs Sand metaphor
- 7:28 "the crowds
were amazed", 29 "taught as one with authority and not as their teachers
of the law"
- 22:36-40 Law & Prophets depends on these 2 commands: Love God
(The Shema), 2nd like it: Love your Neighbor (Golden Rule)
- 23:8-14 Jesus: "Call nobody teacher, no-one is your master, even
Christ... woe unto pharisees and scribes (legalists and nerds) for
closing off The Kingdom of Heaven" (No man is your master, All are
brothers/equals - the wicked profit from the poor))
Mark
Luke
- 1:52-53 God lifts the humble and fills the hungry; yet Evangelicals
reserve “God’s favor” for the already privileged.
- 6:20-26 The beatitudes invert power structures; yet Evangelicals
peddle “blessings” while ignoring structural poverty.
- 6:35 Love and lend without expecting return—calls for mutual credit
unions, not payday loans marketed at church members.
- 9:23-24 Daily cross-bearing means direct action against injustice,
not passive volunteering on church-approved days.
- 9:58 No resting place in empire—Christian anarchists refuse to
invest in state or corporate “security.”
- 12:15 Life does not consist in possessions—yet Evangelicals idolize
home ownership and retirement plans as spiritual milestones.
- 19:8-9 True repentance is systemic reparations, not 10%
tithing—Zacchaeus gave restitution, while many Evangelicals just give
lip service.
- 22:25-26 Jesus Says: "The kings of the Gentiles lord it over them;
and those who exercise authority over them call themselves Benefactors.
26 But you are not to be like that. Instead, the greatest among you
should be like the youngest, and the one who rules like the one who
serves."
John (Johannine)
- 8:1-11: later insertion of story of "women caught in adultury" where
Jesus draws in the sand and says "let those without sin cast the first
stone"
- 8:12: Jesus: "I am the light of the world, whoever follows me will
never walk in darkness, but have light of life"
- 8:13: Pharisees say appearing as your own witness makes your
testimony invalid
- 8:14: Jesus says I'm honest, 15: Jesus doesn't judge anyone, 16: But
if he does he's fair because of unity with God
- 8:17-18: Jesus says his testimony counts as 2 witnesses because "the
Father" agrees with him
- 8:19: Pharisees ask where this Father is, and Jesus says if they
knew who he was they'd know his Father, 20: but they didn't arrest him
yet (foreshadowing crucifixion)
- 8:21: Jesus says "where I go you shall not come" (harrowing of
hell?), 23: "you're from below, I'm from above; you're from the world,
I'm not; you will die in your sins if you don't believe that I am
he"
- 8:26 Jesus says "I got a lot of judgements against you, he has sent
me to deliver a message", 27 "he" meaning "He" meaning "The Father"
(because Jesus's words aren't clear enough for the narrator)
- 8:28 Jesus says "when you have lifted up the son of man you will
know I am he & only speak The Father's words" (foreshadowing
crucifixion more)
- 8:29: "The one who sent me is with me; he has not left me alone, for
I always do what pleases him"
- 8:30: "even as he spoke, many believed in him" (the people/crowds
were amazed 2.0)
- 8:31: Jesus talks to Jews who believed him: "if you hold my
teachings you're really my disciple; then you will know truth and the
truth will set you free"
- 8:32: They tell him they're freemen, Jesus tells them sinners are
slaves to sin & he's just a messenger;
- 8:39 "if you were Abraham's children you'd do what he did, but you
don't, you only copy your own dad"
- 8:42-47 Jesus says "if you disagree with me, you're the children of
the devil" (christians emulate this by demonizing everyone who doesn't
obey them, but particularly to demonize Judaism)
- 8:48 the Judeans suggest Jesus is a Demon-Possessed Samaritan
(racial slur?), (Jesus denies being possessed, doesn't deny being a
Samaritan)
- 8:50 Jesus isn't trying to glorify himself (so, why do Xtians deify
him?) but He says "if you obey me you'll never die"
- 8:51 Judeans say "now we know you're possessed" because everyone
dies, even Abraham and all the Prophets; so Jesus calls them all
liars
- 8:58 "before Abraham was born, I am!" (statements of a madman; or,
"Before talking about Ancient History; I'm right in front of you telling
you RN") - but they went to stone Jesus so Jesus ran & hid (even
though he's totally identical to God Almighty?)
Acts
Epistles
Romans (Pauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: The Romans are in the parts of Italy. These
were prevented by false apostles and under the name of our Lord Jesus
Christ were led to the law and the prophets. These the apostle calls
back to the true faith of the gospel, writing to them from Corinth.
- Romans 8:16
1 Corinthians (Pauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: The Corinthians are Achaeans. And these
likewise heard the word of truth from the apostle and were in many ways
subverted by false apostles, some were led by the verbal eloquence of
philosophy [better: to phil. verbosam eloquence], others by the sect
[better: to sectam] of the Jewish law. These the apostle calls back to
the true wisdom of the gospel, writing to them from Ephesus by
Timothy.
- 5:12-13 What business is it of mine to judge those outside the
church? Are you not to judge those inside? God will judge those outside.
"Expel the wicked person from among you." (instructions unclear, elected
them pastor)
2 Corinthians (Pauline)
Galatians (Pauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: The Galatians are Greeks. These first
received the word of truth from the apostle, but after his departure
they were tempted by false apostles to turn to the law and circumcision.
These the apostle calls back to the faith of the truth, writing to them
from Ephesus.
- 2:21 (NIV) "I do not set aside the grace of God, for if
righteousness could be gained through the law, Christ died for
nothing!"
- Galatians 3:26-29
Ephesians (Presumed
Psudopauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: Laudic. (=Eph.).—[The Laudicans are Asians.
They were prevented by false apostles. . . to these the apostle himself
did not go. . . he corrects them by letter. . . .]
- 6:12 "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against
principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of
this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
Philippians (Pauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: The Philippians are Macedonians. These,
having received the word of truth, continued in the faith and did not
receive false apostles. He commends them, writing to them from Rome from
prison by Epaphroditus.
Colossians (Presumed
Psudopauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: The Colossians, and these, like the
Laodiceans, are Asians, and they themselves were prevented by false
apostles. The apostle himself did not go to them, but he corrects them
by letter; for they heard the word from Archippus, who also received the
ministry among them. Therefore the apostle, already bound, writes to
them from Ephesus.
1 Thessalonians (Pauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: The Thessalonians are Macedonians. These,
having received the word of truth, continued in the faith even in the
persecution of their fellow citizens; moreover, they did not receive the
things that were said by false apostles. The apostle commends them,
writing to them from Athens.
2 Thessalonians
(Presumed Pseudopauline)
1 Timothy (Pseudopauline)
2 Timothy (Pseudopauline)
Titus (Pseudopauline)
Philemon (Pauline)
- Marcionite Introduction: He writes a friendly letter to Philemon on
behalf of his servant Onesimus; and he writes to him from Rome from
prison.
- Philemon 1:12-16: Paul says: I know your slave left you because you
abused him, but I'm returning him in the hopes that you can see him how
God sees him.
Hebrews (Presumed Pauline)
James
- Addressed to Jewish Diaspora: "the 12 tribes scattered among the
nations"
- 1:5-7: Try manifesting, believe you have it and The God will give it
to you (God gives everything to those who ask and don't doubt they will
receive)
- 1:9-12: the Humble should take pride in their High Standing, and the
High Standing should take pride in their humiliation "In the same way,
the rich will fade away even while they go about their business." (first
will be last, last will be first)
- 1:13-18: God doesn't tempt people, people tempt people. And that's
what makes Sin, when people act on it. (All Good is from God, everything
else is from somewhere else - semantic merger of God/Good)
- 1:19-21: "20: Human anger does not produce the righteousness that
God desires" "21: get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so
prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save
you."
- 1:22-25: "22: Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive
yourselves. Do what it says." ... "25: whoever looks intently into the
perfect law that gives freedom, and continues in it—not forgetting what
they have heard, but doing it—they will be blessed in what they
do."
- 1:26-27: "26: Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not
keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their
religion is worthless. 27: Religion that God our Father accepts as pure
and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their
distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world."
- 2:1-4: "believers in our glorious Lord Jesus Christ must not show
favoritism" - especially not to rich people in fancy clothes, treat the
poor the same or "4: have you not discriminated among yourselves and
become judges with evil thoughts?"
- 2:5-7: God chose the poor to be rich in faith & inherit the
kingdom he promised, but rich people are the problem; "6 But you have
dishonored the poor. Is it not the rich who are exploiting you? Are they
not the ones who are dragging you into court? 7 Are they not the ones
who are blaspheming the noble name of him to whom you belong?"
- 2:8-11: showing favoritism isn't loving your neighbor, you either
follow al the commands or none of them. Don't deflect to the commands
you didn't break.
- 2:12-13 "12 Speak and act as those who are going to be judged by the
law that gives freedom, 13 because judgment without mercy will be shown
to anyone who has not been merciful. Mercy triumphs over judgment."
- 2:14-18 "16 If one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and
well fed,” but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it?
17 In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action,
is dead."
- 2:19: Even demons believe in Monotheism! (belief alone is
worthless)
- 2:20-24: "20 You foolish person, do you want evidence that faith
without deeds is useless?" Remember the Binding of Isaac (Gen 22)?
(actions are righteous or not, ideas alone are worthless)
- 2:25: "Rahab the Prostitute" (innkeeper, but NIV hates women, from
Joshua 2:1) was righteous for lying to the cops to help spies destroy
Jericho (which was ruins long before Genesis was written)
- 2:26: "As the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without
deeds is dead." (spirit = breath)
- 3:1-2: Not many should become Teachers, because they'll be held to a
higher standard (and y'all have no standards)
- 3:3-12: Small things can make Big changes (e.g. your tongue can
corrupt you) "11: Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same
spring?"
- https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James%203&version=NIV
1 Peter (Petrine)
2 Peter (Petrine)
1 John (Johannine)
2 John (Johannine)
3 John (Johannine)
Jude
Revelation (Johannine)
- Revelation 3:14-22 "16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor
cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth. 17 You say, ‘I am rich; I
have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize
that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked."
Other Deuterocanonical Texts
Dating from the 3rd century BCE to the 1st century CE, discovered in
Qumran circa 1946/47 (Then part of Mandatory Palestine, captured and
annexed from Jordan by Israel in the 1967 Arab-Israeli War)
972 Manuscripts + "15,000" fragments:
- About 40% are copies of texts from Hebrew scriptures.
- Approximately 30% are texts from the Second Temple period that
ultimately were not canonized in the Hebrew Bible, such as the Book of
Enoch, the Book of Jubilees, the Book of Tobit, the Wisdom of Sirach,
Psalms 152–155, etc.
- The remainder (roughly 30%) are sectarian manuscripts of previously
unknown documents that shed light on the rules and beliefs of a
particular sect or groups within greater Judaism, such as the Community
Rule, the War Scroll, the Pesher on Habakkuk, and The Rule of the
Blessing.
- None of it is about Jesus or NT people
Nag Hammadi Library
7th/6th century BCE, oldest items containing Biblical text,
Apotropaic (protective) silver amulet scrolls (similar to Phonecian and
Punic iron-age amulets) containing a variation of the Priestly Blessing,
found in Numbers 6:24–26
Links
Further Reading
- Foundations of Christianity by Karl Kautsky
- Otherwise Christian by Mx Chris Paige https://otherwisechristian.com
- Christian Anarchism by Alexandre Christoyannopoulos
- Anarchism and Christianity by Jacques Ellul
- The Failure of Christianity by Emma Goldman
- The Antichrist by Friedrich Nietzsche
- Church and State by Leo Tolstoy
- Occult Features of Anarchism by Erica Lagalisse
- The Atheists Manifesto by Michael Onfray
2 Corinthians 8:14 Mutual aid, not charity, is God’s will—yet many
Evangelicals hoard wealth or give as tax-deductible “good works” instead
of redistributing wealth horizontally Reddit. 2 Corinthians 12:9 True
power is revealed in communal weakness, not in self-sufficient
leadership—whereas Evangelical pastors often build empires on their own
charisma The Anarchist Library. Ecclesiastes 7:14 Both prosperity and
poverty are divine tools to humble us, yet Evangelicals tend to preach a
“prosperity gospel” that treats blessings as guaranteed rewards
Wikipedia. Ephesians 5:5-7 Greed is idolatry demanding resistance, yet
many Evangelicals partner with corporate and political powers that
worship Mammon The Gospel Coalition. Hebrews 13:5 Contentment springs
from God’s promise, not consumerism—yet Evangelicals are among the
keenest targets of marketing and credit-card debt Christianity Today.
Isaiah 56:11 Ungodly leaders “seek gain” at others’ expense—ironically,
many Evangelical leaders amass power and wealth through political
lobbying The Gospel Coalition. James 1:2-4 Trials forge solidarity and
collective resilience, not individual self-help—yet Evangelicals often
internalize suffering as personal failure Student Christian Movement.
James 4:3-4 Friendship with worldly systems equals enmity toward the
oppressed, yet many Evangelicals ally with state power against refugees
and the poor Dr. Celucien Joseph. Jeremiah 23:30-31 False prophecy
serves vested interests; Christian anarchists refuse clerical
hierarchies that dictate “approved” doctrine marxandphilosophy.org.uk.
John 2:16 Jesus’ cleansing of the temple is a call to overthrow market
religion—yet Evangelicals turn church into consumer-driven mega-brands
The Other Journal. John 16:33 Peace comes from resisting empire’s
violence, not retreat—yet Evangelicals often seek political power to
secure comfort, not to dismantle injustice. Mark 8:36 Gaining the world
costs your soul—Evangelicals join worldly politics, forfeiting
solidarity with the oppressed. Mark 10:17-31 Release all wealth to
follow Jesus—Christian anarchists see this as a call to dismantle
economic hierarchies, yet many Evangelicals encourage wealth
accumulation. Matthew 5:3 “Poor in spirit” join an alternative
community; yet Evangelicals often conflate “spiritual poverty” with
passive obedience to clergy. Matthew 6:19-21 Treasure in heaven means
investing in communal land trusts, not church endowments bolstering
hierarchical institutions. Matthew 6:24 You cannot serve God and
money—Evangelicals routinely endorse political candidates based on
wealth interests. Matthew 19:21-24 The call to perfection is economic
disarmament; yet Evangelicals preach moral purity while preserving
private capital. Matthew 26:11 “The poor you will always have”—a divine
scandal against static church charity that never upends poverty. Micah
6:15 Fruitless labor under oppression—the real “judgment” on empire’s
exploitation; yet Evangelicals still celebrate entrepreneurialism at any
cost. 2 Peter 2:3 False teachers exploit the flock for gain; yet many
Evangelical networks act as profit-driven media empires. Philippians
1:29 Suffering for justice is a gift; yet Evangelicals treat suffering
as a personal pitfall to be medicated away. Proverbs 11:28 Trust in
wealth leads to collapse; liberationists trust collective
flourishing—Evangelicals bank on individual “prosperity.” Proverbs 22:16
Oppressing the poor brings poverty on oppressors; yet Evangelicals lobby
for policies that benefit the wealthy few. Romans 5:3-5 Suffering
produces community character and hope, not self-help
platitudes—Evangelical self-improvement books miss this communal
dimension. 1 Timothy 6:6-20 Flee from love of money to pursue
righteousness; Christian anarchists see this as ceasing all
participation in exploitative economies, a step many Evangelicals
resist.