The Bible : verses

The Catholic Bible contains 73 books, the Protestant Bible has 66 books, the Orthodox Bible includes 79 books, and the Ethiopian Bible has the largest canon with 81 books.

Other Sections:

Old Testament

Torah

Genesis (Bereishit)

differentiating between Good and Evil dooms us to mortality - somehow .... maybe we die when we eat it in that we pass an initiation and can't go back...

Animals = Companions (not filled with Gods' breath, but named by Adam)

Eve = Companion & Life-bringer (made of Adam, named by Adam, but also not filled with Gods breath - She is part of Adam and completes him - no solitary identity until then (what about Judith? Bah, ignore the 2 creation myths, pretend there's just the one.))

Geneology: Adam to Noah - everyone is getting worse and worse, humanity becomes only-evil (except Noah?)

12-50 :::: God's Great Reset

After Noah - new rules - God won't destroy humanity or curse the land - instead of holding tighter, God loosens up - God's love becomes more apparently unconditional, but the relationship between Man & God is further separated.

Tower of Babel - Noah's descendants comes together to invent bricks (like God's own stones) to make a big city w/ a tower monument to honor themselves, this challenges God's authority - God decides this is too much power for humanity & curses them to make them more divided from one another.

The Family of Abraham (Father of Multitudes) (formerly Abram (High Father))... "humans keep choosing Evil, but God keeps trying to turn humanity's evil back into Good (The Garden of Eden State)"... Actually, not just Abraham, his son Jacob specifically - who becomes Israel (the person) who will produce Israel (the nationality/people)

Abram married Sarah but didn't lie when he told the Pharoh she was his sister, because she was his half-sister by his father.

Abraham keeps wandering around making altars used to worship God, avoiding the hubris of Babel... God likes this and offers Abraham all the stuff the Babel-builders were trying to gain for themselves...? Abraham & God walk around talkin' about stuff & how to live -- they bet on Sodom w/ Lot's family, Lot isn't as effective as a righteous leader as Abraham, can't even get his own family to do the right thing, so blot --

Abraham will teach people God's values... which is apparently not setting down permanent roots and building up riches for yourself - and living nomadically ... oh, and also doing circumcision - so when Abraham was 96 he got himself, and his 318 servants entered the covenant of circumcision - which is carried on until this day... (later commands not to mark yourselves, but maybe privately doesn't count?)

Isaac almost gets sacrificed - God asked him to kill his son (before sending angels to stop it) - does this echo Jesus' claim that you have to hate your parents to be Christian?

Abe's son Isaac builds 3 wells, and is driven away from the first two for claiming them to himself - when he builds a 3rd well just to let people drink he gets God's blessings for continuing a nomadic lifestyle..... God gives blessings to complete a particular mission, and not for personal glory... God's brute-forcing humans into groking a "how to win friends and influence people" for the bronze age...

Isaac's son Jacob (One who is Crooked aka “Deceitful” aka Liar) gets 25 chapters of Genesis because he becomes Israel (The one who is Straight with God) - his transformation from shithead to holy-man - because he literally had a physical wrestling match with God (in human form) and he would’ve won if God didn’t push on his hip and hurt him.

Jacob/Israel's 12 sons become the 12 Tribe of Israel

Paganism: gods interact for better or worse to teach life lessons Abrahamism: God guides his favorite family (with genealogies) into learning life lessons - humanity is not elevated to the actions of God because God is ineffable

OT God doesn't like people collectivist civilization, prefers nomadic/rural/patriarchal tribes -- PTSD from slavery in Egypt/Babylon? Even though Genesis seems to syncretize both cultures…

Genesis as "Here's how people, places, and things came to exist" leading into "Here's how our Faith came to exist"

Revolutionary Literature/Propaganda to create a new State, founded in Patriarchy.

Exodus

The Egyptians oppress Hebrews by making them build bricks and silos and work the fields, instead of allowing them to be nomadic shepherds/cowboys… then the pharoh tried to decimate the population by killing boys during childbirth, but the midwives didn't obey his orders so it didn't happen… but older infants were to be tossed into the river…

Moses gets floated, grows up Egyptian, kills one of his fellow citizens & goes on the lam to Reuel "Friend of God" (Priest of Midian (a town?) With the title of "Jethro" possibly meaning "His Excellency") and married his daughter; talks to a burning bush, and comes up with a plot to free Israel & become it's leader through the performance of Miracles (while taking as much gold, silver, and clothing as they can get their hands on)

God admits he makes people deaf and mute and blind (or not) and will speak to Moses who will "be like God" to Aaron, and Aaron with speak to Moses for God, like a game of telephone… Israel will be God's firstborn (reversal of the rejection of birthright in Genesis)...

Pharoh gives them impossible tasks (or more arduous work) by depriving them of necessary supplies, then calls them lazy - so they can't leave "for 3 days" to Worship God in the Wilderness …

God came to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob - calling himself El Shaddai - but calls himself Lord (which "sounds like" I Am) - also calls himself I AM THAT I AM…

NIV notes say sometimes YAHWEH is "misspelled" as Jehovah (as if language/spelling was strictly proscribed by dictionaries & holds no scribal errors and anglicization wasn't a problem)

Israelites refuse to listen to Moses, so Moses goes to the Pharoh and winds up getting them even deeper into trouble than last time (cop behavior)

NIV notes say Jehovah/Yahweh was a name known before Moses was born, even though NIV Notes also follow the tradition that Moses wrote the entire Pentateuch & there's other anachronisms that imply later knowledge/writings…

Chapter 7 God's reversed course on the Tree stuff completely & makes Moses "Like a God" not only to Aaron (Moses's Prophet) but also to Pharoh (God/King of Egypt) … why is God doing thing that got Adam & Eve cursed? Mysterious Ways.

God will make Pharoh's heart harder 9 times, then Pharoh hardens his own heart 9 times… the Israelites won't leave their oppression until it gets REAL BAD, with, like, plagues and stuff afflicting their neighbors…

If Pharoh tempts Moses into doing Miracles, God is down with that… unlike when Satan tempts Jesus… but Aaron does the snake trick that God taught Moses, but the Egyptian magicians also know it (but they fake it, unlike God, wink wink) and Moses snake was bigger and hungrier anyhow and beat them all up and ate them.

Then Moses has Aaron turn all the water into Egypt into blood (red algae bloom?) But the Egyptian Magicians know that trick too! "by their secret arts" that somehow Moses the Ex-Egyptian doesn't need to use because he has God… Egyptians made wells along the Nile to get fresh (non-blood) water.

A week after the blood turns to water (red algae?), all the frogs in Egypt wander into people's homes and everywhere else as the next plague… but the Egyptian Magicians know THIS trick, too!!!

But Moses prayed (asked) God to fix the frogs and they all died in piles all over the place and "miraculously" gnats and flies came as the next plague (totally unrelated to all the smelly dead frogs) but the Egyptian Magicians couldn't copy THIS trick (of smacking the ground near dead frogs and making flies come out?).... Flies we're everywhere, except Goshen, which was the Hebrew District…

Pharoh tries to compromise & let them worship in Egypt - but Moses rejects him (because Moses' mission is to gain the trust of Israel and lead them into the desert to run away with riches from Egypt)... Pharoh would let them go a little ways (less than 3 days) but Moses really wants those 3 days (echoing Union fight for the Weekend?)

Repeated turn-around time on a plague removal is overnight (like crop circles)

Now Moses/God kill all Egyptian animals overnight and leave the Israelis animals, but Pharoh still won't give them a weekend for God!!!!!

By by they come to leave Egypt, guided by a pillar of smoke in the day, and a pillar of light ever night… but Pharoh's heart hardens (by the grace of God) and chases them, leading to a massacre in the red sea~ish area of wetlands or maybe a lake… who knows, it's the Nile Delta or a lake or something fresh water…

People start complaining there's no food, so God puts Manna (apparently meaning "What is it?") on the ground in the morning everywhere the Hebrews go… it's so special that there's a bunch of rules about it, and if you try to keep it, it rots overnight, but not on the 6th night (so they could collect double and not work on the Sabbath which hasn't been explained yet) but they collect some to put in the ark of the covenant with the Testimony (10 commandments) because the ark will keep it fresh for future generations forever somehow (the first sacred relics)...

Then they get to The Holy Mountain and Moses goes up and chillaxes with God for 40 days and 40 nights, God gives Moses 10 rules for everyone - then special instructions on how to build God's home on earth and a whole bunch of gold tableware and a fancy box that is God's throne but doubles as storage for the aforementioned testimony and manna and now some special yeastless Passover bread… and God picks one branch of the family to be priests, and another branch to be priests gaurds/army… turns out while Moses was up there the people forgot all about him, even his brother…

Aaron makes a golden bull, allegedly on accident because when you throw random gold in a random fire it comes out as a bull (one of the deities of Egypt, a bull, no less… but honestly whomst among us wouldn't worship a bull… Google Apis Bull)

Anyhow, this made God so mad he wanted to kill everyone again and start over with Moses Family, but Moses talked him down -- and to compromise Moses sent the Priest's Army to indiscriminately kill around 3000 people to teach them a lesson about Idols … like God was just about to tell them to NOT do that, in the Tablets God wrote with his own hand, that Moses broke because he was mad about the cow, like come on Israel be cool, God was just starting to outlaw that…

Now, Moses talked face to face with God, just like you and I can talk… but like the next section God says anyone who sees his face will die because he looks so awesome…

Leviticus

Numbers

Deuteronomy

Former Prophets

Joshua

Judges

Samuel 1 & 2

2 Samuel

1 Kings

2 Kings

3 Major Prophets

Isaiah

Jeremiah

Ezekiel

12 Minor Prophets

Hosea

Joel

Amos

Obadiah

Jonah

Micah

Nahum

Habakkuk

Zephaniah

Haggai

Zechariah

Malachi

Writings (Wisdom Literature)

Job

Ecclesiastes

Proverbs

Poetic Works

Psalms

Lamentations

Histories

1 Chronicles

2 Chronicles

Ezra

Nehemiah

Misc

Ruth

Esther

Daniel

Song of Solomon

Apocrypha

Tobit

Judith

1 Maccabees

2 Maccabees

3 Maccabees

4 Maccabees

Wisdom of Solomon

Sirach

Additions to Daniel

Baruch/Letter of Jeremiah

New Testament

Gospels

Matthew

Mark

Luke

John (Johannine)

Acts

Epistles

Romans (Pauline)

1 Corinthians (Pauline)

2 Corinthians (Pauline)

Galatians (Pauline)

Ephesians (Presumed Psudopauline)

Philippians (Pauline)

Colossians (Presumed Psudopauline)

1 Thessalonians (Pauline)

2 Thessalonians (Presumed Pseudopauline)

1 Timothy (Pseudopauline)

2 Timothy (Pseudopauline)

Titus (Pseudopauline)

Philemon (Pauline)

Hebrews (Presumed Pauline)

James

1 Peter (Petrine)

2 Peter (Petrine)

1 John (Johannine)

2 John (Johannine)

3 John (Johannine)

Jude

Revelation (Johannine)

Other Deuterocanonical Texts

Dead Sea Scrolls (DSS)

Dating from the 3rd century BCE to the 1st century CE, discovered in Qumran circa 1946/47 (Then part of Mandatory Palestine, captured and annexed from Jordan by Israel in the 1967 Arab-Israeli War)

972 Manuscripts + "15,000" fragments:

Nag Hammadi Library

Ketef Hinnom scrolls

7th/6th century BCE, oldest items containing Biblical text, Apotropaic (protective) silver amulet scrolls (similar to Phonecian and Punic iron-age amulets) containing a variation of the Priestly Blessing, found in Numbers 6:24–26

Further Reading

unsorted verses/commentary

2 Corinthians 8:14 Mutual aid, not charity, is God’s will—yet many Evangelicals hoard wealth or give as tax-deductible “good works” instead of redistributing wealth horizontally Reddit. 2 Corinthians 12:9 True power is revealed in communal weakness, not in self-sufficient leadership—whereas Evangelical pastors often build empires on their own charisma The Anarchist Library. Ecclesiastes 7:14 Both prosperity and poverty are divine tools to humble us, yet Evangelicals tend to preach a “prosperity gospel” that treats blessings as guaranteed rewards Wikipedia. Ephesians 5:5-7 Greed is idolatry demanding resistance, yet many Evangelicals partner with corporate and political powers that worship Mammon The Gospel Coalition. Hebrews 13:5 Contentment springs from God’s promise, not consumerism—yet Evangelicals are among the keenest targets of marketing and credit-card debt Christianity Today. Isaiah 56:11 Ungodly leaders “seek gain” at others’ expense—ironically, many Evangelical leaders amass power and wealth through political lobbying The Gospel Coalition. James 1:2-4 Trials forge solidarity and collective resilience, not individual self-help—yet Evangelicals often internalize suffering as personal failure Student Christian Movement. James 4:3-4 Friendship with worldly systems equals enmity toward the oppressed, yet many Evangelicals ally with state power against refugees and the poor Dr. Celucien Joseph. Jeremiah 23:30-31 False prophecy serves vested interests; Christian anarchists refuse clerical hierarchies that dictate “approved” doctrine marxandphilosophy.org.uk. John 2:16 Jesus’ cleansing of the temple is a call to overthrow market religion—yet Evangelicals turn church into consumer-driven mega-brands The Other Journal. John 16:33 Peace comes from resisting empire’s violence, not retreat—yet Evangelicals often seek political power to secure comfort, not to dismantle injustice. Mark 8:36 Gaining the world costs your soul—Evangelicals join worldly politics, forfeiting solidarity with the oppressed. Mark 10:17-31 Release all wealth to follow Jesus—Christian anarchists see this as a call to dismantle economic hierarchies, yet many Evangelicals encourage wealth accumulation. Matthew 5:3 “Poor in spirit” join an alternative community; yet Evangelicals often conflate “spiritual poverty” with passive obedience to clergy. Matthew 6:19-21 Treasure in heaven means investing in communal land trusts, not church endowments bolstering hierarchical institutions. Matthew 6:24 You cannot serve God and money—Evangelicals routinely endorse political candidates based on wealth interests. Matthew 19:21-24 The call to perfection is economic disarmament; yet Evangelicals preach moral purity while preserving private capital. Matthew 26:11 “The poor you will always have”—a divine scandal against static church charity that never upends poverty. Micah 6:15 Fruitless labor under oppression—the real “judgment” on empire’s exploitation; yet Evangelicals still celebrate entrepreneurialism at any cost. 2 Peter 2:3 False teachers exploit the flock for gain; yet many Evangelical networks act as profit-driven media empires. Philippians 1:29 Suffering for justice is a gift; yet Evangelicals treat suffering as a personal pitfall to be medicated away. Proverbs 11:28 Trust in wealth leads to collapse; liberationists trust collective flourishing—Evangelicals bank on individual “prosperity.” Proverbs 22:16 Oppressing the poor brings poverty on oppressors; yet Evangelicals lobby for policies that benefit the wealthy few. Romans 5:3-5 Suffering produces community character and hope, not self-help platitudes—Evangelical self-improvement books miss this communal dimension. 1 Timothy 6:6-20 Flee from love of money to pursue righteousness; Christian anarchists see this as ceasing all participation in exploitative economies, a step many Evangelicals resist.