Discordian Songbook!

THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY

by Lord Omar

VERSE G Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao; C G It is hovering o’er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now G B7 Em Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb; Am G D7 G7 Her Apple Corps is strong!

CHORUS G Grand (and gory) Old Discordja! C G Grand (and gory) Old Discordja! G Em Grand (and gory) Old Discordja! Am G D7 G7 Her Apple Corps is strong!

VERSE She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak;* So She threw a Golden Apple, ‘sted of turn’d t’other cheek! O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak; Her Apple Corps is strong!

SECRET VERSE For the Apple Hera offered Paris all the wealth she could; Athena promised that his enemies bodies would be strewed; But Aphrodite offered Helen - and EVERYONE got screwed! Her Apple Corps is strong!

• “Limbo Peak” refers to Old Limbo Peak, commonly called by the Greeks “Ol’ Limb’ Peak.”